Witch's Juice

Dorothy n toto ran into Scarecrow While hidin' from where that crazy witch flew Scarecrow winked, said you look pretty in blue The dog growled n howled While she pulled out his nails And as he fell from the cross In the field of high corn they all crawled 'round to grasp at his scattered straws Dorothy asked scarecrow How ya' speak with no mind? N' he hummed and hawed n' then he just hunched, I'm high on trump, he kindly replied On a yellow brick road; bewitched n' cursed All my insides, so dry and I'm dyin' from thirst My mouth runs on, most all of the time The whole path to riches, already all gold And I havent a nickle or even a dime And they all sat down on a stump Next to a strange apple tree Who was angry and rude And just plain greedy n' mean He was hording the produce For the witchs' juice He'd been smokin' her brew So they all took a toke Of mirrors and hocus And they all took a hit, the road went all outta' focus Into the apple she bit Her face got all sour She grimaced n' spit Out the poisonous taste Of Oz politics Scarecrow found mind to help Dorothy along To the city of jewels and emperors And colorful horses and moral, to long, drawn out song Dorothy found her way back home Ignoring behind the curtain jive Wicked witches flew away At least for now, no lie, yes way! And all the little munchkins are outside; Playin' kick the can on 29 abraham drive And everyone is happy again At least while wearin' P.P.E masks and smilin' on the outside